Monday, September 29th, 2008
Well, it looks like Scarlett Johansson is officially off the market folks. The breastastic babe married hunky (according to the girls I know, I swear!) actor Ryan Renolds this past weekend in Canada, and by doing so, just crushed the delusional dreams of tens of thousands of guys and girls throughout the world. Here’s the skinny:
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds made it official with a wedding this weekend, Reynolds’s rep, Meredith O’Sullivan, confirmed to PEOPLE.
Attended by only a handful of close friends and family, the ceremony was held at a remote wilderness retreat outside of Vancouver, B.C. (Source)
First off, what the hell are they doing getting married in the woods like normal middle class Canadians? What’s next? They’re going to live in a cabin in the woods and adopt a pack of wolves? I couldn’t give a flying crap that she’s married, but that better not get in the way of Scarlett unleashing her glorious cleavage at Hollywood shindigs. Anyways, here are a bunch of pictures of what that lucky bastard will be waking up to every morning.
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Sunday, September 28th, 2008
In “celebration” of the news that hottie Scarlett Johansson and hottie Ryan Reynolds actually did tie the knot this weekend, we are posting the above photos showing them separate… with other people… how we like them… only slightly less than we’d like it if said other people were us.
We are kidding, of course (mostly).
Congratulations, you crazy kids! How convenient that “moving in together” for this couple will be a geographically non-taxing affair! The pair own homes right down (up?) the hill from each other!
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Monday, August 11th, 2008
Phew, that was a close one. Last week I posted some very worrisome pictures of Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of her new movie Vicky Cristina Barcelona, where she showed up looking like a vampire who just finished lunch at an all-you-can-eat human buffet. Well, this past Friday, Scarlett showed up as a guest on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, and I’m glad to say, brought along her old sexy self and voluptuous cleavage. Now that’s the Scarlett Johansson we all know and gush over!
Unfortunately, we’re not able to fully experience this joyous occasion because I don’t have the video. Yet. So, here are a few more appearances by Scarlett’s lovely cleavage to hold you over before a very soon update. Enjoy.
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Wednesday, August 6th, 2008
Good old Scarlett Johansson doesn’t think sex scenes are a big deal. Sort of like eating toast. Here’s what she told Entertainment Tonight Canada about filming sex scenes with Javier Bardem in the upcoming Woody Allen film Vicky Cristina Barcelona.
“It’s just so not a big deal,” she explained. “I think also because half the crew is standing around eating sandwiches, it really takes the edge off.
“I’m like, ‘You guys really want to go to lunch, don’t you? Alright, just give me the tongue, give me the tongue. We’ll go to lunch after this. Come on Javier, give it to me.’ That’s how it goes.” (Source)
First off, the crew is standing around watching you film a sex scene during their lunch break because watching you simulate sex is a big deal to them. Second, I’m sure Javier screwed up a couple takes on purpose because, you know, getting hot and heavy with you is a pretty big freaking deal. And third of all… there is no third of all! Scarlett Johansson and the words “sex” and “scene”, especially when put together, is a bigger deal than the 2008 elections!
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Tuesday, August 5th, 2008
Well, this is a first here at Popoholic. Whether it was at a premiere or in a photoshoot or at the local supermarket, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Scarlett Johansson not look hot. But hot is something she definitely was not when she showed up at the Vicky Cristina Barcelona premiere. Seriously, what the hell is this? She looks like a Victorian-era vampire who just had lunch. I mean, c’mon, she could have at least shown off some cleavage. She’s the cleavage queen!
Oh well, you can’t always hit homeruns I guess. So, if you’re looking for a red hot cleavage popping Scarlett Johansson, you’ll have to head over here.
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Friday, July 11th, 2008
Here’s Scarlett Johansson and her most excellent curves from the latest edition of Cosmopolitan magazine. Other than her atrocious singing and the fact that she won’t return my phone calls, I find this girl to be absolutely perfect. And if these pictures of her plentiful breasts, tiny waist, and groovy hips don’t convince, then I don’t know what will. Actually, this and this here should definitely do the trick. See what I mean?
Bonus Gallery:
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Sunday, June 29th, 2008
Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama is denying reports that he exchanges e-mails with Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett had told Politico that the senator responds to her personal e-mails and in one instance he referred to questions at a political debate as “silly.” I always pegged him as ROFL kind of guy. Anyway, Obama decided it was time to shut this crazy train down, according to the Washington Post:
But speaking to reporters aboard his campaign plane, Obama said the actress doesn’t have his personal email address. “She sent one email to Reggie, who forwarded it to me,” Obama said, referring to his 26-year-old personal assistant, Reggie Love. “I write saying, ‘thank you Scarlett for doing what you do,’ and suddenly we have this email relationship”
Then Obama put his hand to the side of his mouth and whispered “White women?” Which caused everyone to nod in agreement because it’s a fact them bitches be acting all crazy.
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Monday, June 9th, 2008
Here’s Scarlett Johansson in the latest issue of Nylon magazine because I still enjoy looking at this peach. The only problem with the photoshoot is that she’s posing with an electric guitar (because, you know, she’s a musician now) and there aren’t any cleavage shots (again, because she’s a musician now). Luckily for you, we have a ton of pre-music career Scarlett Johansson cleavage shots here and here.
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Tuesday, May 20th, 2008
You would think that after the release of Scarlett Johansson’s first album, things couldn’t get any worse. Well, they just did. Here she is performing live for AOL Sessions. Seriously, can someone (anyone!?) please make her stop, or at least get her to jumped up and down in a tank top when singing live?
Click here to see the Video
Much Needed Bonus Gallery:
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