Natalie Portman is Single in Paris

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

Awww, she even looks cute in sweat pants. Real sweat pants– not that overpriced terrycloth “juicy” nonsense. As such, we affectionately add Miss Natalie Portman into our Frump Up the Jam gallery (again… we realize).

Fresh from a breakup with beau Devendra Barhart, Natalie arrived at Charles de Gaulle airport in Paris on Friday accompanied by her sweet little pup. We hope she has a fabulous time in France!

Photos by ELIOT PRESS



Natalie Portman: From Fab to Frump

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

Frump up the jam, frump it up

Woe! I know Natalie Portman has fallen under the spell of hippie-frump-master Devendra Banhart,
but it’s a little much to take the leisure-time wear to the public eye.
(And by “public eye” I am refering to those instances when Portman voluntarily poses for the cameras.)

I
suppose after she won her humanitarian award on Sunday—looking stylish
in silver heels and a pretty blue dress with a purple bow—the ruse was
officially over.

By Tuesday we saw the 27-year-old actress schlubbing and frumping during a photocall for her film Eve at the 65th Annual Venice International Film Festival.

This award was well timed, Natalie. Over the holiday weekend I watched The Other Boleyn Girl (in which Portman stars) just after Atonement (in which Keira Knightley starred). Keira clearly has you beat in the acting department I delight in reporting hate to say.

Photography by OLYCOM/BIG PICTURES



Natalie Portman Red Hot At The Venice Film Fest

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

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I’ve been pretty disappointed with Natalie Portman lately (specifically with her choice of boyfriends), but that doesn’t stop her from looking absolutely stunning. Here she is at this past weekend’s Venice Film Festival dropping everyone’s jaw who had the privilege of setting their eyes on her. If anything, seeing her look this good just makes the doorknob boyfriend situation that much more irritating. If she looked like crap, then I could understand, but she looks way too good to date a guy who looks like he smells of rotten strawberries and Old Spice.

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Natalie Portman: Doggie Bag Lady

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

Natalie Portman was spotted strolling back to her Manhattan apartment carrying what looks like take-out food on Tuesday.

And this is not the first time we have observed her fondness for takeaway.

Photography by DISCIULLO

Natalie Portman was spotted strolling back to her Manhattan apartment carrying what looks like take-out food on Tuesday.

And this is not the first time we have observed her fondness for takeaway.

Photography by DISCIULLO

Natalie Portman Seriously Leggy At Cannes

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

Natalie Portman

There’s nothing I like better than a girl with little stick legs (I’m dead serious), but when said stick legs are attached to an uber-cutie like Natalie Portman… fireworks baby. So, here’s Portman at the Cannes premiere of Che showing off her stems like it’s nobody’s business, and I have no doubt in my mind that the only reason she attended was to show herself off in that fluffy red dress, and why not? She looks stunning. Love them little chicken legs.

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