Saturday, September 13th, 2008
With a wrapped ankle, Madonna works out in London on Friday.
Even with a boo boo, the woman is unstoppable.
Remember, she is in the midst of her European Sticky & Sweet tour and shattering concert sales records, mind you. She’s like ‘Rocky Balboa,’ really.
What a freaking champ.
Photography by BIG PICTURES
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Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

A-Rod figured he earned himself some sweet, dusty Madonna lovin’ after heroically sticking around for 24 hours after his wife gave birth, according to Us Magazine:
New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez was at Madonna’s Central Park West apartment in New York City shortly after his wife gave birth to their second daughter, Usmagazine.com has learned.
One source tells Us that Rodriguez, 32, visited the singer, 49, possibly as early as the night after his wife gave birth.
Seriously, how ugly is A-Rod’s wife that he’s dogging her at the drop of the hat to have sex with Madonna? What is she missing a limb? Had acid thrown in her face? Really a man? But still, even then, Madonna? I mean, I’d understand if they found A-Rod laying his penis on a subway track waiting for the 10:15. But Madonna? I’m at a loss for words, not counting the ones I just typed.
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Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Madonna is reportedly having late night visits with Alex Rodriquez (a.k.a. A-Rod) of the New York Yankees. He recently attended Madonna’s April 30 Manhattan concert, and she was sitting in his seats at a Yankees game on June 22. Also, a bum saw them do it on a park bench. Okay, I made that up. Or did I? (Answer: I did.) Us Magazine reports:
Rodriguez, married with two young daughters, has already faced speculation about cheating: In 2007, he and a stripper were reportedly spied in Toronto, Miami and Dallas.
A-Rod’s Yankees rep, when reached for comment, referred Us to their shared manager Guy Oseary. When reached by Us, Oseary hung up the phone.
However, Madonna’s rep Liz Rosenberg responded to People this morning on these recent allegations of Yankee on Old Lady sex. So you know it’s true:
“Madonna and Alex have the same manager, Guy Oseary. They have met. They know each other and Madonna took her kids to a Yankees game last week. There’s really not anything to comment on beyond that.”
Adds Rosenberg: “It’s nothing new that people are airing tons of dirty laundry Madonna’s way lately – much of it untrue.” She joked: “By the way, rumors of Madonna and Lil Wayne are quite exaggerated as well.”
Oh, wow, Madonna’s banging Lil Wayne? Time for a new post: “Lil Wayne hates his penis, also possibly blind.” Oh, how I love the smell of journalism in the morning.
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Sunday, June 8th, 2008

Madonna left the gym last night and answered the question on everyone’s minds: Can her arms look any more like pale white beef jerky? Yes. Yes they can. I don’t know what her workout regimen entails, but I’m sure it involves Madonna yelling “I want them to look spaghetti noodles but oddly buff!” To which the trainers, with their vast knowledge of physical fitness, respond with “Holy shit that corpse can talk!”
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Thursday, May 22nd, 2008
Madonna brought out the big lashes for the premiere of her documentary I Am Because We Are (a.k.a. Guerrilla). Madge wrote, directed, and narrated the film about Malawi orphans who lost their parents to AIDS. The film also follows the efforts of Madonna’s Raising Malawi charity in the African country.
We’re not used to seeing Madonna show much emotion, but she looked rather proud at the premiere. Rightly so, say we! She smiled and batted her lashes with husband Guy Richie and friend Sharon Stone.
Also in attendance, Naomi Campbell with Christopher Rocancourt, the unfortunately named Vahina Giocante, ever-suave Benicio Del Toro, Mike Tyson?, a totally gorgeous gal in a totally gorgeous dress Sonia Rolland, Michelle Yeoh, Natalie Portman, Diego Maradona, Catalina Sandino Moreno, Estelle Lefebure, P. Diddy, Doutzen Kroes (in the same dress we spotted Bar Refaeli modeling on Cavalli’s yacht), and Eva Herzigova… in that.
Massive photo gallery of the event follows!
Photography by AXELLE
Madonna brought out the big lashes for the premiere of her documentary I Am Because We Are (a.k.a. Guerrilla). Madge wrote, directed, and narrated the film about Malawi orphans who lost their parents to AIDS. The film also follows the efforts of Madonna’s Raising Malawi charity in the African country.
We’re not used to seeing Madonna show much emotion, but she looked rather proud at the premiere. Rightly so, say we! She smiled and batted her lashes with husband Guy Richie and friend Sharon Stone.
Also in attendance, Naomi Campbell with Christopher Rocancourt, the unfortunately named Vahina Giocante, ever-suave Benicio Del Toro, Mike Tyson?, a totally gorgeous gal in a totally gorgeous dress Sonia Rolland, Michelle Yeoh, Natalie Portman, Diego Maradona, Catalina Sandino Moreno, Estelle Lefebure, P. Diddy, Doutzen Kroes (in the same dress we spotted Bar Refaeli modeling on Cavalli’s yacht), and Eva Herzigova… in that.
Massive photo gallery of the event follows!
Photography by AXELLE
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