Kardashian, Entity, and Entourage at The Grove

Monday, September 1st, 2008

Honestly. That thing never fails to amaze us. It’s sort of its own entity, right?

Yesterday, a spandex-clad Kim Kardashian took a break from (what we’ll assume was a Dancing With the Stars rehearsal) to drop into The Grove with a couple of gal pals.

Even her moccasin-footed friend can’t seem to take her eyes off it.

EXCLUSIVE photos by GABO



Kim Kardashian Lunches with Fendi

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Well, not with the Fendi (as in Adele Casagrande Fendi). But, Kim Kardashian’s ginormo Fendi purse is big enough to require its own chair, so we’re going to consider it a dining partner.

Kim put on some “rich person lazy clothing,” tied her hair up into a really cute ponytail (watch out, Hewitt), and headed to 3rd Street celebutrough Toast for lunch. In addition to her Fendi, Kim was joined by her Dancing with the Stars partner Mark Ballas.

What do you think Kim is carrying in that ha-uge bag? One Olsen or two?

EXCLUSIVE photos by ZFI



Kim Kardashian Leaves L.A.

Monday, August 25th, 2008

Kim Kardashian jetted out of LAX yesterday. *insert lewd comment about loving watching her go*

The reality star is a lover of labels, it seems. Her carry-ons were covered in Louis Vuitton and Fendi monograms. We gotta say that we much prefer the “label” worn by her mom Kris. Mrs. Jenner’s scarf had peace symbols aplenty (and yes, we do realize that said scarf was probably created by one of the aforementioned labels which would almost negate our point… but we can’t prove that… so go with it).

While going through security, Kim did her best Heather Mills impression. Turns out, she’ll have even more in common with Ms. Mills. It was just announced that Kim will be a contestant on the upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars!

Photos by GABO/MO/MATINGAS

Kim Kardashian Looking Hotter Than Ever?

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

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Here’s Kim Kardashian arriving at the Coco DeVille Nightclub totally dressed down, hardly wearing any makeup, and not showing off either her voluptuous cleavage or mesmerizing booty… and you know what? She still looks freaking hot! Actually, she looks way prettier without any of the tranny makeup. Take that haters.

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Kim Kardashian As A Pussycat Doll

Monday, August 18th, 2008

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Because you demanded it, here’s Kim Kardashian done up and performing as a Pussycat Doll. Ok, maybe you guys didn’t demand it, but I sure did. I totally dig Kardashian and her enormous booty, and seeing her dressed up as a sexy cocktail waitress/sailor is what it’s all about for yours truly. To be honest, I don’t know how anyone cannot like her; she’s hot and her curvaceous body is a rollercoaster of fun to look at. And this is coming from a guy who only dates skinny French models.

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Kim Kardashian Stalked While Shopping

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Reality TV star Kim Kardashian finds herself surrounded by photographers on Robertson Boulevard in Los Angeles on Thursday, where she spent the afternoon shopping, including a stop at Intermix.

Usually the picture perfect poser, Kim uncharacteristically appears a bit annoyed as she enters her car. Hey, even socialites need their space, sometimes.

Photography by DAVE/ZFI

Kim Kardashian’s Booty In Tight ’80s Jeans

Friday, August 15th, 2008

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Here’s Kim Kardashian doing her best Brooke Shields impersonation for Radar magazine. Kim recreated Brook Shields’ famous 70s and 80s jeans ads and added her own unique touch to them… her ridiculously huge booty that we all know and love. If you ask me these pseudo ads are a winner; any pair of jeans that can contain Kim’s booty and prevent it from ripping them to shreds like the Hulk would is a sure sign of top quality if you ask me. (Source)

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Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures

Kim Kardashian bikini pictures are always fun to look at, even if the coveted booty shot is missing. So here’s Kim Kardashian frolicking at the beach and showing off her other set of infamous curves, and in two different bikinis at that. Wait a sec… how the hell was she able to change bikinis and not have her photo taken, let alone pictures of her booty? Fail!

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Kim Kardashian’s Maximized Curves

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

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Hmm, I’ll have a Kardashian Trio, hold the sisters please. Here’s Kim Kardashian at the Big Mac 40th Birthday party wearing what looks like a bikini top and trying real hard to make you notice her breasts… which is exactly why I dig her as much as I do. Enjoy the meatfest folks; I’m off for some McDs.

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Kim Kardashian really is working out (Or doing a convincing job pretending to be)

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

Kim Kardashian really is working on her figure like her mom, Reggie Bush and the entire Internet wants. Then again she’s a Kardashian, so this is most likely an elaborate ruse. She probably changed/crowbarred herself into workout clothes once she saw the paps camped outside of Super Buffet. Fortunately, her family invested in a Jaws of Life once the girls hit puberty. Don’t worry, Kim. I know you’ve lost a lot of circulation, but you’ll be home soon and out of those clothes. Oh, no she’s fading. Quick, there’s a road crew! Maybe they have an acetylene torch. STAY WITH ME, KIM! We’ll get those pants off somehow. Is there a chainsaw store nearby?

Photos: Splash News