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Yesterday, Ms. Jessica Simpson prepared for departure from LAX with her dog Daisy.
Now, we’ve recently made note of her expanding, uh… bustline? But, do her boobs and her lips grow in tandem?
That mouth is looking trout-tastic (or, trout-trashtic)!
Photos by MATEI/RADCLIFFE
Numba’ 9. Numba’ 9.
Numba’ 9.
We’re pretty used to seeing Jessica Simpson at the airport– especially when accompanied by boyfriend Tony Romo. But, today, she had to substitute Romo himself for a Dallas Cowboys jersey sporting his name and number. And, true to her word, this one wasn’t pink!
Miss Simpson, her bodyguard, and her Maltipoo dog Daisy all hopped a flight outta LAX today. Happy flying!
Photos by GABO/MATINGAS
Another Simpson bites the dust during a live performance… again.
But like zombies, the Simpson girls have an uncanny knack for dusting off their boobs themselves off and coming back for more.
Case in point: Jessica Simpson was live on Good Morning America on Tuesday and soon after she launched into her number one song With You, she stopped and lobbied for a ‘do over.’
“Hold on… I know this is live TV, but I can’t hear
anything. Do it again!,” Simpson demanded as her band and the eager audience fell completely silent.
Way to go, Jess.
Somewhere, Nick Lachey is rolling his eyes.
Photography by DISCIULLO
Jessica Simpson is attempting to crossover into country music, and apparently, it’s not as easy as singing about your truck and beating your wife. Who knew? She gave her first “country” performance in Wisconsin and somehow escaped without getting a bottle of Bud jabbed in her eye. Kenosha News reports:
Many audience members found her attempt to crossover into country irritating and that her vocals lacked a southern sound.
“I just don’t hear the country in her; I don’t hear the twang. She’s not good enough to be here,” said Adam Matos, 21, from Arlington Heights, Ill.
One man summed her performance up in a single word.
“It’s crap,” said Ryan Sia, 28, from East Troy. “She doesn’t belong here.”
But Jessica Simpson tried her best to win the tough crowd over by making one of her trademark retard statements:
“I don’t know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I’m just a girl from Texas; I’m just like you. I’m doing what I love and dating a boy,” Simpson said.
Note to Jessica Simpson: Probably not a good idea to tell a crowd full of roughnecks you’re just like them because you’re dating a boy. These guys like to keep that shit on the down low, if you know what I mean. (Read: I’m going to get my ass beat the next time I’m in Wisconsin. And I already bought tickets for the Curd Convention. Goddammit…)
Thanks to James who’s got the twang, ladies.
So close, Jessica Simpson!
After going through this ordeal at last night’s Palms Place opening in Las Vegas, Jessica Simpson popped up in the whale’s vagina (San Diego for those of you who don’t habla the Spanish) with her totally on QB beau Tony Romo. We love how Jessica is a woman of many purses (and her own line is pretty cute, guys. Really.).
Jess had her passport in hand. So, unless she misplaced her driver’s license, we assume they’re going some place exotic… or at least some place unAmerican (not like that). Hopefully the locale will be sunny enough for Tony to work on that wicked tan line.
We gotta give them credit for trying to sneak out of the country via San Diego… but guys, you’re just too interesting for us to let slip through the cracks!
We’ll try to finagle getting the video up soon. You can see them laughing, staying rather close, giving each other little “love taps,” and even a quick kiss.
Have fun, kids, wherever you’re heading. 19 EXCLUSIVE pics in the gallery!
EXCLUSIVE photos by GABO/MATINGAS
So close, Jessica Simpson!
After going through this ordeal at last night’s Palms Place opening in Las Vegas, Jessica Simpson popped up in the whale’s vagina (San Diego for those of you who don’t habla the Spanish) with her totally on QB beau Tony Romo. We love how Jessica is a woman of many purses (and her own line is pretty cute, guys. Really.).
Jess had her passport in hand. So, unless she misplaced her driver’s license, we assume they’re going some place exotic… or at least some place unAmerican (not like that). Hopefully the locale will be sunny enough for Tony to work on that wicked tan line.
We gotta give them credit for trying to sneak out of the country via San Diego… but guys, you’re just too interesting for us to let slip through the cracks!
We’ll try to finagle getting the video up soon. You can see them laughing, staying rather close, giving each other little “love taps,” and even a quick kiss.
Have fun, kids, wherever you’re heading.
EXCLUSIVE photos by GABO/MATINGAS
Poor Jessica Simpson.
On her way into the party for the opening of the Palms Place Condo Hotel in Las Vegas, she was pulled aside by a pair of female fans and coerced into posing with one the gals’ baby.
Clapter (we’re making that word happen) to you, Jessica Simpson, for keeping your lovely smile glued to your face through the whole ordeal.
I mean, these ladies (complete with sour apple Blow Pop) are making Britney Spears look like the mother of the year. Let’s see.
1) Late at night, baby awake.
2) Baby in casino.
3) Is that baby wearing lip gloss!!!?
4) Why is the baby dressed like a go-go dancer?
5) Baby grabs for jewelry. Clearly, priorities have been established.
Well done Jessica. We hope you enjoyed that party. After all this, you certainly deserved to.
Photos by GARRY
Poor Jessica Simpson.
On her way into the party for the opening of the Palms Place Condo Hotel in Las Vegas, she was pulled aside by a pair of female fans and coerced into posing with one the gals’ baby.
Clapter (we’re making that word happen) to you, Jessica Simpson, for keeping your lovely smile glued to your face through the whole ordeal.
I mean, these ladies (complete with sour apple Blow Pop) are making Britney Spears look like the mother of the year. Let’s see.
1) Late at night, baby awake.
2) Baby in casino.
3) Is that baby wearing lip gloss!!!?
4) Why is the baby dressed like a go-go dancer?
5) Baby grabs for jewelry. Clearly, priorities have been established.
Well done Jessica. We hope you enjoyed that party. After all this, you certainly deserved to.
Photos by GARRY
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