Monday, October 6th, 2008
We didn’t intend for that title to sound so conspicuous. We just wanted to pose a question we’re about to answer.
Recently, we spotted new mama Jessica Alba popping into her acting coach’s home to hone her professional skills. According to IMDB, Alba is set to star as an inspiring math teacher in An Invisible Sign of My Own. (She’s also to reprise her Sin City role as Nancy Gonzalez in the much-anticipated sequel. Woot!)
Days later, a French-braided Jessica took her little baby Honor for lunch at Toast. The mom and daughter sailed through a sea of photogs en route to their new eco-friendlier Yukon hybrid.
Photos by ZFI/DAVE/GABO
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Wednesday, September 10th, 2008
Well, well, well, if it isn’t our old friend Jessica Alba. We’ve hardly seen Alba out and about since giving birth, but the few times that we have seen her, I’ve been impressed. Here she is at the Narciso Rodriguez Spring 2009 fashion show looking absolutely stunning and gorgeous. And check it out; she’s actually smiling!
Hopefully the old prudish and uptight Alba we had the unfortunate privilege of seeing her turn into pre-pregnancy is long gone. Now if she could only drop the fancy shmancy robes and get herself back into her maternity clothing (i.e. cleavage popping dresses), we’ll be all good.
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Sunday, September 7th, 2008
It seems that once you play The Invisible Girl, the super powers (however fictional in a film) grab hold of your gametes and force their way into your offspring.
How else can you explain Jessica Alba’s invisible baby?
Wait, what’s that you say? You say husband Cash Warren walked out of Toast just moments later carrying little Honor Marie in the stroller’s detachable baby pod?
We don’t buy that. Not for one second.
Photos by SCOTT/GABO
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Tuesday, August 19th, 2008
Not that we were staring at Jessica Alba’s boobs (and not that we’d be the first had we been), but what is going on there?
We realize the new mom’s post-baby, breast-feeding body may be doing “new” things, but should it be doing this?
Alba looked a little tired at last night’s ALMA Awards. Is little Honor Warren keeping her awake at night? Love her earrings…
Photos by AXELLE
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Monday, August 18th, 2008
Phew, that was a close one. For a while there it looked like Jessica Alba had shunned the Hollywood scene and was content with just being a mom, going grocery shopping and wearing sweatpants to Tupperware parties. Well, the old smoking hot Jessica Alba is officially back and, pardon the expression, bigger and better than ever.
How so you ask? Well, besides the fact that she showed up at the 2008 ALMA Awards dressed really hot and not in some old hippie rags like she used to, she actually showed off her brand new post-pregnancy uber cleavage. Like I said… bigger and better than ever.
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Friday, July 11th, 2008
Jessica Alba shows off her soft and girly side in the August UK Cosmopolitan. The actress and new mom opens up about her pregnancy, her surprise wedding, and how she never thought she’d end up where she is now. Here are some highlights:
- On falling for Cash: “We met on the set of The Fantastic Four in 2005. I remember thinking right away, ‘What a great guy.’ The first week we got together, he gave me a note saying, ‘I really, really like you.’ And that was exactly how I felt. Cash believes, as I do, in taking life as it comes. Nothing was planned – the pregnancy or the wedding – but he took it in his stride and convinced me we’d conquer all! I love that. He makes me laugh more than anyone — and he’s great looking too…”
- On being pregnant: “I never felt less sexy. I mean, I wouldn’t have changed it for the world and my cravings weren’t so bad — I craved citrus fruits, like lemons, oranges and grapefruit. But I wanted to get rid of all the weight. It was also a great happiness, though and I certainly didn’t have any cravings not to be pregnant.”
- On what surprises her about men, and double standards: “How easily they’re attracted to the obvious. All you have to do is dress up in a sexy outfit. When I went blonde for Sin City three years ago, I swear I’ve never had more male attention. […] I don’t like double standards. I’d never use a man for sex but I can understand why some women would – and I don’t see why they should be criticized for having the same attitude as men.”
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Friday, May 23rd, 2008
If by close you mean he didn’t even know he had a sister close. Apparently the media had to tell poor Josh that his sister married a douchebag.
US Weekly, “My sister!? I’m going to have to call her!” Josh Alba said when Us Weekly alerted him to the news Tuesday.
When asked if Warren will make a good husband, Josh told Us “Well, he’s my brother in law now!”
Maybe Jessica should take lessons from Angelina Jolie on how to be good big sister?
Yuck.
 
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Thursday, May 22nd, 2008
Jessica Alba’s own brother, Josh Alba, didn’t even know his sister got married. In fact, he seemed quite stunned he even had a sister. That’s odd. If Jessica Alba were my sister, I’d be more stunned by how often I drilled a hole in the shower wall respected the boundaries and social mores of the time. Us Weekly reports:
“My sister!? I’m going to have to call her!” Josh Alba said when Us Weekly alerted him to the news Tuesday.
When asked if Warren will make a good husband, Josh told Us “Well, he’s my brother in law now!”
Us Weekly, you guys are aces. Way to A.) tell a man he’s not invited to his own sister’s wedding while B.) essentially calling his new brother in law a dick. I mean, couldn’t you at least slipped it in there that Jessica Alba has the acting ability of a bowl of soup? Yeesh. Talk about sloppy reporting.
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Wednesday, May 21st, 2008
I’m sorry to be the one to tell all you guys and girls out there with delusional dreams and ridiculous expectations, but Jessica Alba is officially off the market.
Mom-to-be Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have gotten married, PEOPLE confirms.
The couple quietly wed Monday, says her rep, Brad Cafarelli.
According to a source, they were married in the Beverly Hills courthouse’s ceremony room under an arch of green silk foliage and white flowers. They were casually dressed, with Alba wearing a long blue dress and her hair back in a ponytail.
“She looked happy but nervous,” the source says. (Source)
Seriously, does anyone even care what Jessica Alba does anymore? I hardly do and I was an Albaholic for years. Having said that, Jessica Alba married does have a negative affect on her overall hotness, but the days of drooling over every move Alba makes is long gone for this blogger, and I’m sure for the majority of all you guys as well. Anyways, here are some pictures of Alba before she became a married, self-hating turnoff.
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