Saturday, December 27th, 2008

If you thought Jessica Biel dressed up as a sexy little elf sounds enticing, guess again. Well, she is sexy, but this naughty little elf isn’t interested in candy canes and stuffing your stocking; she’s more interested in stealing your loot and so is her homicidal partner, Santa Clause. So check out this Funny or Die Christmas video, but don’t expect to laugh. It’s not funny. At all. But it’s not like you were going to watch it for anything other than gawking at Jessica Biel, right?
Click here to see the Video

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Saturday, December 27th, 2008

The fine folks over at The Sun thought it would be a brilliant idea to get one of the hottest babes from the UK, Danielle Lloyd, to pose in some Christmas inspired lingerie… and they were freaking right! Is it too late to revise my Christmas list and replace the iPhone and Fallout 3 with Danielle Lloyd and a bottle of Baileys? C’mon Santa, don’t let me down!


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Saturday, December 27th, 2008

Wow, this looks so good. I mean really, really good. I hardly pay attention to animated movies that aren’t a Pixar production (with the exception of Shrek of course), but DreamWorks Animation’s Monsters Vs. Aliens is about to change all that. It looks hilarious and loads of fun, and the voice talent is impressive with Reese Witherspoon, Paul Rudd, Will Arnett, Stephen Colbert, and Seth Rogen as BOB who steals every scene he’s in. Monsters Vs. Aliens hits theatres March 27th, 2009.
Click here to see the Trailer
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Saturday, December 27th, 2008

Here are the girls from The Hills at their Season 4 finale party. Yeah I know, they’re annoying as hell, but it’s not like I actually watch the show (at least not with the volume on), and the only reason I’m posting the pictures is purely superficial. That’s right; I think they’re hot. Although Audrina Patridge’s face still looks “off”, and whenever Whitney Port smiles she gives me that feeling like when a homicidal clown is looking at you. Lauren Conrad is definitely the cutest of the bunch, but I can’t help noticing how much she’s starting to look like my fifty year old Aunt Edna.
So… basically they all have great bodies, and not much else. Well, luckily for them this is Hollywood, and you obviously don’t need anything else to be famous. Oh, and if you were wondering where the hell Heidi Montag is… sorry; a sexy body can only get you so far.



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Saturday, December 20th, 2008

Here are the three smoking hot stars from Bitch Slap kicking all kinds of booty in the latest edition of Maxim magazine. Now, for those of you who’ve never heard of Bitch Slap, it’s a “B” movie/exploitation film (a la Tarantino’s Death Proof) set to be released in the spring of 2009, and you can check out the wild trailer here. Now I don’t care how good or how bad or even or how “so bad it’s good” it looks; the brunette in the middle (Julia Voth) can do whatever she wants to/with me.


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