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Friday, May 23rd, 2008
Apparently Denise Richards got desperate for sperm and emailed her ex, Charlie Sheen, to get some of the goods.
That e-mail is not legitimate. It’s a doctored e-mail. I would never send an e-mail to his girlfriend, and, at the time of that e-mail, I was with Richie. If I wanted anybody’s sperm, I’d have asked for Richie’s.”Â
Denise, can you please add biggun@celebrityrumors.com to your sperm spam? I would be happy to help you out with any future needs you may have. I have references and some old webcam footage to serve as my credentials.
 
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Friday, May 23rd, 2008
If by close you mean he didn’t even know he had a sister close. Apparently the media had to tell poor Josh that his sister married a douchebag.
US Weekly, “My sister!? I’m going to have to call her!” Josh Alba said when Us Weekly alerted him to the news Tuesday.
When asked if Warren will make a good husband, Josh told Us “Well, he’s my brother in law now!”
Maybe Jessica should take lessons from Angelina Jolie on how to be good big sister?
Yuck.
 
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Friday, May 23rd, 2008
I know, I know, I am ruining a great cause by thinking like a slimy dude, but oh well. Hayden Panettiere is auctioning off a trip to go whale watching with you and 5 of your buddies. Of course, the proceeds go to save the whales. And also, by “whale watching,” she means…..hold on, need to button my jeans back up, I don’t want to make any of you uncomfortable.
EBAY ad, You and up to 5 guests will join Hayden Panettiere at a Save the Whales Again! fundraising dinner hosted at the famous Hollywood restaurant Beso, owned by Eva Longoria.
The following week you’ll board Condor Cruises’ Condor Express with 5 of your friends for lunch and a whale watching tour off the coast of Santa Barbara, California, through the Channel Islands, to witness some of the most spectacular whale feeding grounds and have the chance to see the ever-elusive Blue Whale.
The total package also includes hobnobbing over drinks and dinner at Beso, photo opportunities with Hayden, $1000 American Express® gift card and a private whale watching tour with Hayden and Jeff Pantukhoff, world-renowned whale researcher, marine life filmmaker and founder of The Whaleman Foundation.
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Friday, May 23rd, 2008
The day we have all been waiting for. People Magazine has the pictures you have been dying to see. That’s right, pictures of Tony Romo auditioning for “Dancing with the ho’s.” Ho being Jessica Simpson, who was totally tanked at the reception. Oh yeah, the wedding pictures, they are there in the back of the magazine under the “I don’t give a $%^” section.
More Jessica Simpson dancing 10 sheets to the wind please.
Thanks,
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Tuesday, May 20th, 2008
And in even bigger news, sister Jessica Simpson brought Tony Romo even amid rumors that he is banging a ton of other chicks. Basically, Jessica found a way to steal the spotlight once again from her little sister.
People says, Simpson, 23, wore an ivory lace wedding gown by Monique Lhuillier and jewels by William Noble as she and Wentz, 28, exchanged vows in front of 150 guests at her parents’ Los Angeles area home.
Dad Joe Simpson performed the non-denominational ceremony, while sister Jessica served as maid of honor. Wentz’s English bulldog, Hemingway, was the ring-bearer. Guests included Jessica’s boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, as well as actor Donald Faison with girlfriend CaCee Cobb. Simpson, who sources say is pregnant with the couple’s first child, and Wentz, the bassist for Fall Out Boy, have been linked since the fall of 2006, when they were spotted kissing at a New York nightclub. They announced their engagement last month.
Sounds pretty A-List to me.
More pictures of Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson
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Tuesday, May 20th, 2008
You know what, as bad as it is, it’s really only bad because it’s Britney Spears. If I saw this chick walking about my bedroom, late night after the bars, and NONE of my friends were around to witness: I’d totally do it!
So see Britney, this is where your fame actually hurts you. Oh another thing, you might find a new personal swimsuit shopper. I’d say your mother isn’t cutting it anymore.
More Britney Spears swimsuit pictures.
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Tuesday, May 20th, 2008
Jessica Simpson is apparently drinking her blues away. So much so, that on May 10th at L.A.’s Mexicali Cocina Cantina, she got tanked and had to call her mommy for a ride. And in a similar time frame, apparently the “1st round playoff disaster couple of the year,” may not even be together anymore. Dallas fans should throw a parade.
The 27-year-old singer was so out of it after a four-hour session of drinking at L.A.’s Mexicali Cocina Cantina on May 10 – which started at the pre-happy hour of 4 p.m. with BFF CaCee Cobb and her beau Donald Faison – that she was reduced to leaving her Range Rover in the parking lot and calling her mom Tina for a ride home, Us reports (for good measure, CaCee Cobb threw up under the table); that same night, Us Weekly also reports that beau Tony Romo partied solo in Chicago and was overheard telling friends he was single again.
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Tuesday, May 20th, 2008
Talk about dangerous curves, this is downright scary. Her boobs and butt are just growing away. This of course all due to Jordan Brattman super-douchebagging impregnating one of the hottest girls around. Hey, I’m not saying I don’t like, but I am saying it’s probably headed for a bad direction. Dangerously bad!
More pregnant Christina Aguilera pictures.
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