Archive for August 21st, 2008

Tisdale to Parking Garage: You’re Hilarious!

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

At least, that’s what her face said.

Today, Ashley Tisdale and a friend shared a good laugh as they walked through a parking garage. The Tis was making a visit to the NBC offices in Toluca Lake.

ABWUAH? Tissy Tissy, you’re a Disney/ABC/ABC Family entity! Are you moving over to the rainbow chicken!?

Instead of wearing a feathered headband to (thematically) match her moccasins, Ashley kept the feathers to her purse. Where does she store all these purses? Furthermore, does she donate her cast-aside purses? ‘Cause we’ll gladly take them off her hands.

Photos by JASON M/BM



Catherine Zeta-Jones Pays Her Respects

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

Thirty-eight-year-old actress Catherine Zeta-Jones returns to her birthplace of Swansea, Wales, on Thursday for her grandmother’s funeral.

She recited her “Granny Zeta’s” favorite poem during the service: Daffodils by William Wordsworth. Granny Zeta lived to be 91-years-old.

Photography by BIG PICTURES



Eva Longoria-Parker-BigBag-LooseDress

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

That’s what she’s going by these days, isn’t it?

Yesterday, Eva Longoria wore a loose, body-hiding dress and carried a massive, torso-shielding bag while dropping into a Los Angeles Sport Chalet.

Like we were saying. And saying. And saying.

Just sayin’…

Photos by REVOLUTIONPIX

The Real House Bunnies

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

Oh Hef, how we love thee… But not like that!

We are perfectly content that Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson are your own personal love bunnies.

But Kendra! I hear your time is up and you’ve been kicked out of the mansion! Something about launching your own reality show? It’s like the movie The House Bunny came to life!

Photography by AXELLE

House Bunny Makeup in Review

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

The scene? Last night’s House Bunny premiere. On one end of the spectrum, a girl who colors outside the lines. By all means, please keep Kat Dennings away from these.

On the other end of the spectrum, FLAWLESSNESS. Emma Stone, we have a bit of a girl crush on you. (Also, we apologize for turning your back into a written bout of ecstasy… it’s just how we feel.)

Photos by AXELLE

Family Portrait: Rumer, Demi, Bruce and the Gang

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

I wonder if this picture has a chance at becoming more popular than Da Vinci’s Last Supper?

Probably not. But do you see the similarities? Cast Rumer Willis as Mary Magdalene, ahem, John, rearrange some of the players and voila! 21st century religious icons! (…That is, if you count pop culture as a sect of Christianity.)

Check out all the red carpet action with: step daddy Ashton Kutcher, hot mamma Demi Moore, starlet-in-training Rumer Willis, closeted BF Micah Alberti, hotter GF Emma Heming, papa Bruce Willis, sisters Tallulah Belle Willis and Scout LaRue Willis.

Effing-A! That’s a whole lot of Hollywood family goin’ on at the premiere of The House Bunny.

Photography by AXELLE

Emmanuelle Chriqui Is Absolutely Stunning

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

Emmanuelle Chriqui

I don’t want to sound like a broken record, but I can’t help it when it comes to Canadian cutie Emmanuelle Chriqui; she totally hot!!! Here she is at the House Bunny premiere looking picture perfect and reminding us all that God, heaven, angels etc… definitely exist. And since nine photos are nowhere near enough and are basically just a tease, here’s our mondo archive devoted to Chriqui. Have fun folks!

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Kim Kardashian Looking Hotter Than Ever?

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

Kim Kardashian

Here’s Kim Kardashian arriving at the Coco DeVille Nightclub totally dressed down, hardly wearing any makeup, and not showing off either her voluptuous cleavage or mesmerizing booty… and you know what? She still looks freaking hot! Actually, she looks way prettier without any of the tranny makeup. Take that haters.

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More Halle Berry In Lingerie

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

Halle Berry

The last batch of Halle Berry lingerie outtake photos were surprisingly very popular, so I thought I would post a few more of them for you guys. You know, this photoshoot has actually made me appreciate Halle a little more. It has also made me want to watch Swordfish again for some reason. Enjoy.

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Nicole and Keith Shop and Drop (The Baby)

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

The couple that shops together stays together… right? RIGHT!?

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban whip out their Amex at Herringbone in Sydney, Australia, on Wednesday.

Let’s hope this bonding sesh ensures all is well at the homestead. And
where’s the baby while they’re doing all of this gallivanting, anyway?

Hmmm. I know some of you disagree, but I’m still suspicious of that smile. It reminds me of the plastered-on grin she donned fresh off the Tom Cruise breakup.

Not just because she is ghostly pale, Kidman is a tad transparent.

That smile… hmmm.

Photography by DAVID G. MORGAN