Archive for August 17th, 2008
Sunday, August 17th, 2008
Yesterday, Wizards of Waverly Place star (and head of the Miley Cyrus coup) Selena Gomez hosted the UR Votes Count event at the Glendale Galleria.
So, we did a little (as in minimal) research about this UR Vote Counts thing. Apparently, it’s a website that aims to get teens involved/interested in the topics relevant to the upcoming election while also assuming teens are stupid. That’ll win ‘em over. Throw in just enough LOL’s to stab at the age group’s cognitive capacity. Sigh. Strangely, we have more faith in you, teens.
None the less, Selena looked great (as did her mother Mandy Cornett and stepfather Brian who joined her at the event).
So teens, remember: Your opinion counts. Your vote? Not so much.
Photos by AXELLE
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Sunday, August 17th, 2008

These are shots of bikini models at the Hotel Bondi 08/09 Swim Show taking place in Sydney, Australia. What’s this got to do with anything? Bikini. Do I even know any of these girls’ names? Not even one. Are they of age? Uhhh, sure! Do I deserve a Pulitzer for this? Yes, all of them. How slow of a news day is it? It was either these or more “Katie Holmes is pregnant” speculation. Damn, I chose wisely! I know.
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Sunday, August 17th, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears’ boyfriend Casey Aldridge is claiming he never had sex with 28-year-old Kelli Dawson while Jamie Lynn was pregnant. Kelli claims her and Casey were hooking up until March of this year. While her story lacks credibility simply because they’re not kin, Casey also says Kelli is looking for some easy money, according to TMZ:
As for the picture of Casey with Kelli Dawson (the Sienna Miller of the South), he claims it was taken before he even hooked up with J.L.
Casey has called the Spears clan to vent and they believe his story…. Casey says it’s all about Southern Sienna trying to make a buck.
It should be noted the Spears family is extremely gullible. Here’s a brief rundown of some of the bullshit they’ve swallowed over the past year:
Casey to Jamie Lynn: “Don’t worry, baby. I’m sterile.”
Jamie Lynn to Spears family: “Casey is definitely the father.”
Britney to Jamie Lynn: “I’ll never put your baby on a bun and try to eat her.”
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