Archive for August 12th, 2008

The Beyonce Has Landed

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

Lookin’ like the darker version of a L’Oreal box, Ms. Beyonce Knowles landed at LAX today, complete with Louis Vuitton luggage handler.

Is it just us, or does it look like B has slimmed down a bit?  Not that she needed to…  It could just be a fantastic pair of jeans.  If that’s the case, where can we get some?

Photos by MATINGAS/MOF

Lookin’ like the darker version of a L’Oreal box, Ms. Beyonce Knowles landed at LAX today, complete with Louis Vuitton luggage handler.

Is it just us, or does it look like B has slimmed down a bit?  Not that she needed to…  It could just be a fantastic pair of jeans.  If that’s the case, where can we get some?

Photos by MATINGAS/MOF



Would you Limerick Hilary Duff?

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

We would.  We’d limerick the sh*t out of her:

Hilary dillary Duff,
we can’t get enough of your muff stuff.
She got her nails done at Venus,
went to find Comrie’s p____,
five bucks says that she likes it rough.

Sorry guys.  We actually do like Hilary.  We think she’s gorgeous.  We were just overcome by the seemingly endless rhyming possibilities provided by her last name combined with the fact that we work IN the internet (read: the Kingdom of Smut).

We never realized this, but it would be fun if Hil someday dated Shia Labeouf… only for the rhyming combo-name they’d garner.

Photos by REVOLUTIONPIX

We would.  We’d limerick the sh*t out of her:

Hilary dillary Duff,
we can’t get enough of your muff stuff.
She got her nails done at Venus,
went to find Comrie’s p____,
five bucks says that she likes it rough.

Sorry guys.  We actually do like Hilary.  We think she’s gorgeous.  We were just overcome by the seemingly endless rhyming possibilities provided by her last name combined with the fact that we work IN the internet (read: the Kingdom of Smut).

We never realized this, but it would be fun if Hil someday dated Shia Labeouf… only for the rhyming combo-name they’d garner.

Photos by REVOLUTIONPIX



Maria Menounos… Disappoints!?

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

Maria Menounos

Yikes, what the hell did Maria Menounos do to her hair!? The girl looked absolutely perfect before this disaster. Now she looks like my aunt Edna, but with less cleavage. It’s really too bad because the rest of her (i.e. legs, cleavage, elbows etc…) looked pretty damn hot at the Tropic Thunder premiere yesterday. Sigh… I guess the only thing we can do is pray to whatever Greek God is in charge of hairdos. Anyways, for the classic shwingtastic Menounos, click here and here.

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Keri Russell Cute And A Tad Nippy

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

Keri Russell

I’m not exactly sure why I’m posting these pictures of Keri Russell besides the fact that I had a thing for Felicity, but it’s a lousy Tuesday here and I’m hungry and I want to go for lunch. Oh, I’m also a fan of cute celebrities who wear a thin layer of clothing while walking around in the cold rain. Big Mac here I come!

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We Need More Summer Altice

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

Summer Altice

I usually get pretty bored pretty fast when it comes to celebrities, especially the ones that are plastered everywhere (yes, including here). But there are a select few that I can never get tired of gawking at (Emmanuelle Chriqui and Tricia Helfer just to name a few). Model/actress/uber-babe Summer Altice is another one. The only problem concerning her is that she doesn’t really star in anything and is hardly seen around. Thankfully, pictures of her pop up once in a while, such as these ones of her in a bikini at the Boost Mobil barbecue in Malibu. Hot to say the least. Enjoy!

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