Archive for July 22nd, 2008
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
Kim Kardashian really is working on her figure like her mom, Reggie Bush and the entire Internet wants. Then again she’s a Kardashian, so this is most likely an elaborate ruse. She probably changed/crowbarred herself into workout clothes once she saw the paps camped outside of Super Buffet. Fortunately, her family invested in a Jaws of Life once the girls hit puberty. Don’t worry, Kim. I know you’ve lost a lot of circulation, but you’ll be home soon and out of those clothes. Oh, no she’s fading. Quick, there’s a road crew! Maybe they have an acetylene torch. STAY WITH ME, KIM! We’ll get those pants off somehow. Is there a chainsaw store nearby?
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Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
Jessica Simpson is attempting to crossover into country music, and apparently, it’s not as easy as singing about your truck and beating your wife. Who knew? She gave her first “country” performance in Wisconsin and somehow escaped without getting a bottle of Bud jabbed in her eye. Kenosha News reports:
Many audience members found her attempt to crossover into country irritating and that her vocals lacked a southern sound.
“I just don’t hear the country in her; I don’t hear the twang. She’s not good enough to be here,” said Adam Matos, 21, from Arlington Heights, Ill.
One man summed her performance up in a single word.
“It’s crap,” said Ryan Sia, 28, from East Troy. “She doesn’t belong here.”
But Jessica Simpson tried her best to win the tough crowd over by making one of her trademark retard statements:
“I don’t know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I’m just a girl from Texas; I’m just like you. I’m doing what I love and dating a boy,” Simpson said.
Note to Jessica Simpson: Probably not a good idea to tell a crowd full of roughnecks you’re just like them because you’re dating a boy. These guys like to keep that shit on the down low, if you know what I mean. (Read: I’m going to get my ass beat the next time I’m in Wisconsin. And I already bought tickets for the Curd Convention. Goddammit…)
Thanks to James who’s got the twang, ladies.
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Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
Here are pics of model/actress Cindy Taylor (Burn Notice) at the Ed Hardy 2009 Swimwear fashion show. I thought we could all use something to cleanse our palates after the Khloe Kardashian post. Hopefully, these work for you guys, because I’m heavily contemplating shoving a belt sander in my mouth.
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Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
Here are some more new photos of Lindsay Lohan shooting Labor Pains on July 17th - the last day of filming for the movie, so the news is reporting. Lindsay, wearing her own outfit it looks like, was spotted texting as she walked around the lot. I’m surprised Lindsay didn’t get the iPhone 3G yet! (I love mine!)
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Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
Georgia May bikini pics! (Le Lavandou, France - 7/14)
That’s Mick Jagger’s daughter Georgia May in France last week. For having a cool dad, she’s kinda dorky. Like if she had lunch money, I would totally steal it. BTW, Mick’s pulled so much ass in his 64 years, what are the chances that he even remembers this chick’s his daughter. I’d say it’s somewhere between “not a chance in hell” and “drools on shirt.”
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Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
Daily Image Gallery:
Marisa Miller
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Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
Lindsay Lohan, according to E!, hosted a barbecue for 75 people on Saturday night.
The BBQ was held at the DKNY House in Malibu at around 6pm. Lindsay sat around and talked with her friends, all the while drinking healthy drinks.
A special Jack LaLanne Power Juicer bar was brought in for the event. Lindsay Lohan had a special non-alcoholic pineapple drink created for the BBQ.
The party went on until around 2am, though Lindsay & Samantha Ronson reportedly left at around midnight.
Gift bags of the night were filled with a Kstyler Styling Iron and beauty goodies from The Face Shop.
Photograph: Lindsay Lohan on Labor Pains set on July 11th.
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