Lunch with Lauren Conrad
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008
Lauren Conrad
A drunk Lauren Conrad leaving Coco De Ville nightclub in West Hollywood last night
[WENN]
Archive for July 9th, 2008
Megan Fox is not single
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008
Megan Fox leaving Fred Segal in West Hollywood (7/8)
Remember the good news last week about Megan Fox jettisoning her douche bag boyfriend Brian Austin Green? They’re back together. From the New York Daily News:
Fellas, don’t start celebrating just yet - Megan Fox may not be single after all. Although the “Transformers” hottie reportedly called off her engagement to Brian Austin Green, the pair were in Vegas together to catch Cirque du Soleil’s “O” show at the Bellagio. (Source)
Please tell me Brian can lasso a horse with his penis because that’s the only thing that makes sense at this point.
[WENN, Flynet]
Drew Barrymore & Justin Long stop having awkward sex
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008
Sad news, folks. Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have broken up. Who? Exactly. Us Magazine reports:
Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have split, her rep tells Usmagazine.com exclusively.
“They are still friends,” a source close to Barrymore tells Us.
Okay, let’s be honest: no one outside of Justin Long’s penis cares about this news. I’d have more fun chewing on a live power line then talk about these two. In fact, I haven’t had breakfast yet, so if you’ll excuse me… *KA-ZZZZZZZZZAP* Oh, yeah, I made the right choice. I mean, who needs body hair or the ability to see in color anyway? Not this guy!
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
Daily Addictions
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008
Jennifer Ellison sizzles and goes topless in Nuts (Click here)
Sarah Larson is such a total hottie (Click here)
Sweet Lord, Keeley Hazell goes completely nude (Click here)
Tara Reid has great breasts, but the rest… (Click here)
More Team Fortress 2 hilarious goodness (Click here)
Wow, uber-babe Xisca should stay in a bikini 24/7! (Click here)
Tera Patrick in one hell of a pose/position (Click here)
Jumping hoohahs, Ashlee Simpson’s breasts are gigantic (Click here)
Puerto Rican pop star Noelia will blow your freaking mind (Click here)
Eva Mendes looking better than ever (Click here)
Jennifer Lopez’s huge booty is in a bikini (Click here)
Charlize Theron’s face looks slightly different? (Click here)
Tila Tequila does CKM magazine (Click here)
Kim Kardashian Gets Busty For The Summer
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008
Well, it’s not like Kim Kardashian doesn’t make it a point to show off her breasts all year-round, but there’s something about the summer that brings out the breast best in her. Here she is doing nothing important other than wearing a brilliant dress that should be worn by every hot woman on the planet, whether it’s summer or winter. Just my two cents.
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Gillian Anderson Is Out Of This World
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008
Wow, Gillian Anderson has really upped the hotness since getting back into the spotlight thanks to the new X-Files movie. I was a huge X-Files fan back in the day and obviously had a crush on Scully, but I never saw Scully look this hot, let alone show off the side of her breast. So this scorching hot breast-centric Esquire photoshoot goes out to all of you Scully fans who had to endure seeing her covered from head to toe for nine seasons.
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Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008
Here are some Brooke Hogan bikini photoshoot pictures that would have been really hot if it were someone else other than Brooke in the bikini. I can’t help it; all I see when I look at her is an old British lady who convinced everyone she was a man for twelve years. Although I have to admit that her body doesn’t look as Hulk-like as usual. It actually looks pretty damn good. Whoa, what did just say!?
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Paltrow and Madonna: Meeting of the Minds!
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008
We spotted Gywneth Paltrow looking rather stoic as she arrived at the Gemma Resturant in downtown Manhattan for lunch after meeting up with Madonna on Tuesday in New York.
Her energy seemed drained following a presumable damage control strategy sesh that rivaled any major United Nations gathering.
With the Material Girl cited in A-Rod’s wife’s divorce papers, it is clear Madonna needed some high-octane backup from her yoga-slash-Kabbalah-slash-pilates bud.
By the power of Grayskull blonde Britian transplants and all things labeled “namaste,” make the drama cease!
*Bewitched-style nose twitch*
Wala!…
*shrug*
*drama ensues*
I guess those little red bracelets don’t do much, after all.
Photography by CARLOS VILA/ANDERSON
We spotted Gywneth Paltrow looking rather stoic as she arrived at the Gemma Resturant in downtown Manhattan for lunch after meeting up with Madonna on Tuesday in New York.
Her energy seemed drained following a presumable damage control
strategy sesh that rivaled any major United Nations gathering.
With the Material Girl cited in A-Rod’s wife’s divorce papers, it is clear Madonna needed some high-octane backup from her yoga-slash-Kabbalah-slash-pilates bud.
By the power of Grayskull blonde Britian transplants and all things labeled “namaste,” make the drama cease!
*Bewitched-style nose twitch*
Wala!…
*shrug*
*drama ensues*
I guess those little red bracelets don’t do much, after all.
Photography by CARLOS VILA/ANDERSON
Jake, Reese Cover Up In More Ways Than One
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008
Just in case you were really worried Jake Gyllenhaal was trading teams while filming in London, we have some flimsy evidence to the contrary to present you…
Jake’s beard girlfriend Reese Witherspoon chose an opportune time to be seen with him out in the English city on Monday. The couple was spotted returning home after an evening out.
Jolly old London: What better place to explore and cover up your sexuality all at the same time!
You know we jest, Jake.
Just in case you were really worried Jake Gyllenhaal was trading teams while filming in London, we have some flimsy evidence to the contrary to present you…
Jake’s beard girlfriend Reese Witherspoon
chose an opportune time to be seen with him out in the English city on
Monday. The couple was spotted returning home after an evening out.
Jolly old London: What better place to explore and cover up your sexuality all at the same time!
You know we jest, Jake.
John and Nia: They’re Baaaack
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008
Yes, like the horrific ghosts depicted in the cursed ’80s Poltergeist series, the people responsible for My Big Fat Greek Wedding are BAAAAACK.
While I’m willing to bet the bulk of you have been enchanted by the story of an awkward Greek gal finding highly improbable love with a hottie teacher, I happened to find the film far-fetched and terribly un-funny.
I should also disclose that after viewing a screener back when the movie came out in 2002, I was forced to interview this hapless pair and was barely able to look them in the eyes for I thought the film was that bad. (Little did I realize the low-budget flick would become the sleeper hit of the year. I was, and continue to be, completely flummoxed by the entire Big Fat phenomenon. And yes, it keeps on phenomenon-ing… and I keep rolling my eyes and making the universal “gag-me” sign with my index finger pointed at the back of my throat, you know, as if I’m going to make myself hurl intentionally).
So, with discouraged mind and spirit, I regretfully report that John Corbett and Nia Vardalos (pictured here in New York on Monday) have reunited to work the upcoming romantic comedy I Hate Valentine’s Day. And while I, too, tend to despise such a commercially overwrought holiday, it’s safe to assume I won’t relate to Vardalos’ chipper, clueless “hatred,” which is really not hatred at all, now is it?
Out of respect for all you Big Fat fans out there, I authorize you to rip me a new one in the comments area.
Photography by STEVE SANDS
Yes, like the horrific ghosts depicted in the cursed ’80s Poltergeist series, the people responsible for My Big Fat Greek Wedding are BAAAAACK.
While I’m willing to bet the bulk of you have been enchanted by the
story of an awkward Greek gal finding highly improbable love with a
hottie teacher, I happened to find the film far-fetched and terribly
un-funny.
I should also disclose that after viewing a screener back when the
movie came out in 2002, I was forced to interview this hapless pair and
was barely able to look them in the eyes for I thought the film was that
bad. (Little did I realize the low-budget flick would become the
sleeper hit of the year. I was, and continue to be, completely
flummoxed by the entire Big Fat phenomenon. And yes, it keeps
on phenomenon-ing… and I keep rolling my eyes and making the
universal “gag-me” sign with my index finger pointed at the back of my
throat, you know, as if I’m going to make myself hurl intentionally).
So, with discouraged mind and spirit, I regretfully report that John Corbett and Nia Vardalos (pictured here in New York on Monday) have reunited to work the upcoming romantic comedy I Hate Valentine’s Day.
And while I, too, tend to despise such a commercially overwrought
holiday, it’s safe to assume I won’t relate to Vardalos’ chipper,
clueless “hatred,” which is really not hatred at all, now is it?
Out of respect for all you Big Fat fans out there, I authorize you to rip me a new one in the comments area.
Photography by STEVE SANDS
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