Archive for July 7th, 2008

Kick Off Your Work Week On a Low Note

Monday, July 7th, 2008

We know it’s tough to come back to the office after a long holiday weekend.

We decided to make it a bit rougher on you by forcing these Phoebe Price photos in your face.

What can we say?  We have a mean streak.

On Thursday (yeah, you bet your a** we’ve been holding these), professional poser Caucasian Bai Ling Phoebe Price went looking for lenses on 3rd Street in Los Angeles.  After lunch at Creperie, she found one!

You know how regular people carry photos of their grandkids or family members in their wallets?  Well, Phoebe Price carries photos of herself.  We are particularly enamored by her promo sheet for “The Rebel,” which we are assuming is Phoebe’s signature fragrance.

So, soon, you too can reek of desperation.

EXCLUSIVE photos by GABO

We know it’s tough to come back to the office after a long holiday weekend.

We decided to make it a bit rougher on you by forcing these Phoebe Price photos in your face.

What can we say?  We have a mean streak.

On Thursday (yeah, you bet your a** we’ve been holding these), professional poser Caucasian Bai Ling Phoebe Price went looking for lenses on 3rd Street in Los Angeles.  After lunch at Creperie, she found one!

You know how regular people carry photos of their grandkids or family members in their wallets?  Well, Phoebe Price carries photos of herself.  We are particularly enamored by her promo sheet for “The Rebel,” which we are assuming is Phoebe’s signature fragrance.

So, soon, you too can reek of desperation.

EXCLUSIVE photos by GABO



Megan Fox Single, Blogger Consider Switching Teams

Monday, July 7th, 2008

Hear ye, hear ye!foxsingle.jpg
Megan Fox has reportedly parted ways with Brian Austin… what was his name again?

Whose taco will she eat now?

For the rest of the story, see title.

Photo by AXELLE

Hear ye, hear ye!foxsingle.jpg
Megan Fox has reportedly parted ways with Brian Austin… what was his name again?

Whose taco will she eat now?

For the rest of the story, see title.

Photo by AXELLE



Lily Allen Goes to the Dogs, Mops Up. UK Bra Shortage Crisis?

Monday, July 7th, 2008

We realize that’s a hefty headline, but there’s a f***load to cover in these photos, so deal with it.

Hold onto your nipples, ladies.  Strange things are afoot in the UK, and they ain’t defying gravity. 

Between Kate Moss and Lily Allen’s nips trying to replace Roger Ebert’s thumbs as the go-to system for movie reviews, we’re beginning to suspect there’s some sort of brassiere shortage going on in England.

Back to the “story” at hand.  We recently spotted a casually dressed Lily Allen dropping into the Battersea Dogs and Cats Home.  Is Lily adopting a pet?  Will she soon have another partially exposed puppy in her sweater?  Or perhaps another p—  We’ll stop there, actually.

We also (exclusively) saw Ms. Allen looking (we must admit) quite cute in a bright, summery maxi dress, rocking our favorite pair of shades and buying… a mop?   Well, if she did pick up a new pet, the mop makes sense… if ya know what we mean… and we know that ya do.

Photos by BIG PICTURES

We realize that’s a hefty headline, but there’s a f***load to cover in these photos, so deal with it.

Hold onto your nipples, ladies.  Strange things are afoot in the UK, and they ain’t defying gravity. 

Between Kate Moss and Lily Allen’s nips trying to replace Roger Ebert’s thumbs as the go-to system for movie reviews, we’re beginning to suspect there’s some sort of brassiere shortage going on in England.

Back to the “story” at hand.  We recently spotted a casually dressed Lily Allen dropping into the Battersea Dogs and Cats Home.  Is Lily adopting a pet?  Will she soon have another partially exposed puppy in her sweater?  Or perhaps another p—  We’ll stop there, actually.

We also (exclusively) saw Ms. Allen looking (we must admit) quite cute in a bright, summery maxi dress, rocking our favorite pair of shades and buying… a mop?   Well, if she did pick up a new pet, the mop makes sense… if ya know what we mean… and we know that ya do.

Photos by BIG PICTURES

Jude Law’s Wet-Haired Mystery Lass

Monday, July 7th, 2008

Jude Law is a handsome fellow.  And handsome fellows deserve women with clean hair.

Well, ta-frickin’-dah.  The universe delivered.

While we Americans were busy celebrating our independence from his nation, Brit Jude Law may have had a little “celebration” (of the de-celibation sort) of his own.

On the morning of July the 4th, a mystery lady was spotted leaving his London home with her blonde locks all wet (presumably from a recent shower).  The coy lass then made her way to the airport.

Shortly thereafter, Jude himself was spotted assembling a few pieces of luggage and heading for takeoff himself.  Once at the airport, he just happened to run into fellow actor Sean Pertwee.

Anyone know who Jude’s sheepish moist-haired ladyfriend is?  Think they shared a flight and, if so, think he let her have the window seat?

EXCLUSIVE photos by BIG PICTURES

Jude Law is a handsome fellow.  And handsome fellows deserve women with clean hair.

Well, ta-frickin’-dah.  The universe delivered.

While we Americans were busy celebrating our independence from his nation, Brit Jude Law may have had a little “celebration” (of the de-celibation sort) of his own.

On the morning of July the 4th, a mystery lady was spotted leaving his London home with her blonde locks all wet (presumably from a recent shower).  The coy lass then made her way to the airport.

Shortly thereafter, Jude himself was spotted assembling a few pieces of luggage and heading for takeoff himself.  Once at the airport, he just happened to run into fellow actor Sean Pertwee.

Anyone know who Jude’s sheepish moist-haired ladyfriend is?  Think they shared a flight and, if so, think he let her have the window seat?

EXCLUSIVE photos by BIG PICTURES

Kate Walsh Joins the Club

Monday, July 7th, 2008

What club is that?  It’s the Grey’s Anatomy/Private Practice Porsche Ownership Club.

Duh.

Exhibit AExhibit BExhibit C.

Busy fictional doc Kate Walsh spent her Saturday afternoon grabbing lunch at Jinky’s Cafe in West Hollywood, gassing up her Porsche convertible, purchasing a few magazines at Book Soup, and finally picking up a lovely bouquet of flowers.

Aaaand exhale.  Enjoy the photos, Walshaholics.

Photos by SHINN

What club is that?  It’s the Grey’s Anatomy/Private Practice Porsche Ownership Club.

Duh.

Exhibit AExhibit BExhibit C.

Busy fictional doc Kate Walsh spent her Saturday afternoon grabbing lunch at Jinky’s Cafe in West Hollywood, gassing up her Porsche convertible, purchasing a few magazines at Book Soup, and finally picking up a lovely bouquet of flowers.

Aaaand exhale.  Enjoy the photos, Walshaholics.

Photos by SHINN